top 15 really dumb patents

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 17:41:01

The Top 15 Really Dumb Patents


15> DVD re-winder.

14> "Members of the Senate Subcommittee on Legislative Oversight"
bobblehead doll collection.

13> Brown toilet paper.

12> Random hurricane-name generator.

11> Glass restroom-stall doors: You'll never inadvertently try
to enter an occupied stall again!

10> Remote TV remote control control: Device allowing you to
control your TV without getting up to fetch the remote.

9> Instant-acting laxative.

8> Lesbianator: Identifies lesbians in the bar so you don't
waste money buying them drinks, like last weekend.

7> Battery-powered battery recharger.

6> Toyota "Camode" seat replacement: For those who have urgent
business requiring driving 900 rest-stop-free miles, but
abhor adult-diaper rash.

5> iMegaphone: for talking to people wearing iPods.

4> Vegetable oil spread dye: Modified to a sickly shade of acid
green, it's much easier to believe it's not butter.

3> Shiny leather.

2> Melanin-o-meter: Keeps track of current shade of Michael
Jackson.

and the Number 1 Really Dumb Patent...


1> Giant panda contraceptive patch.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 22:07:33

Uh, sure.

Well... ... <lol>

Bob

Post 3 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Saturday, 03-Mar-2007 15:23:46

um, lol? I'm not really sure

Post 4 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 04-Mar-2007 21:51:08

I liked numbers 10 and 7

Post 5 by dream lady (move over school!) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 4:02:10

I'm laughing again. by myself and laughing my head off.